YOU SCREWED UP THE FORUMS NOW YOU'RE SCREWED sign now

Dear Richard,

We have gone on long enough without Mr. Fluffington hanging from the top left hand corner of BYOB. We have all paid a minimum of $0 (this includes those that signed up before the forums cost money) for this forum and we demand...no, INSIST that you remove Mr. Crabapples from Mr. Fluffington's rightfull position.

As paying members we demand that you perform the following actions:

1. Add a 1 to the blue portion of the RGB color of the background of BYOB
2. PERMENANTLY REMOVE MR. CRABAPPLES FROM THE FORUM AND THE IMAGE FROM THE SOMETHING AWFUL INC. LLC SERVERS.
3. Place Mr. Fluffington in the top left hand corner of BYOB
4. Refund all users half of their payment to the forum. ($15)
5. Place BYOB at the top of the forum list.
6. Change the forum index link on the main Something Awful Inc. LLC front page to link to BYOB.
7. Refund all users half of their payment to the forum. ($25)
8. Bring back adbot.
9. Make your name "Richard Lowtax Kanker" easier to spell and say.

If you do not perform these actions you will be the sole defended in a class action lawsuit brought on by millions of registered forum users. THIS IS YOUR ONE AND ONLY CHACE RICHARD LOWTAX KYACKA YOU MUST DO AS YOU ARE TOLD.

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