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We want to fuck Ken Watanabe.

Whether this is done with glass, Pyrex, silicone-based, cyberflesh, or other artificial toys, tongues, lips, fingers, toes, or entire appendages, or, in some of the smaller undersigned's cases, limbs, or with a penis or vagina; whether this is done by one individual or any larger number of people; whether this is done in private, in a residence, his or someone else's, or in public, or in a socially inappropriate location; whether this is done to his mouth, anus, nostrils, or penis; we want to fuck Ken Watanabe.

Whether day or night; whether on a weekday, weekend, or holiday; whether we are barely of age of majority or so old as to be barely alive; rich, poor, or middle class; whatever our race, creed, or color; whatever our educational level, political power, or social awareness; we are all aware of one thing, and that is our desire to fuck Ken Watanabe.

We acknowledge that, as this is an online petition, the likelihood of any of us fucking Ken Watanabe as a result, direct or indirect, of this petition is virtually nil, as the Internet is, while a great communications tool, in many ways Western society's Great Marginalizer, an "alternative" forum which guarantees unorthodox yet vital and informed opinions the chance to be aired but de-prioritized over those with stronger design skills and self-promotion instincts; regardless, we want as many people as possible to know that we want to fuck Ken Watanabe.

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