VOTE 1: Matt hartigan for Pope sign now

Now that our holy father figure, Pope John Paul II has passed away finally, the position for Pope is now vacant, and I, Matt Hartigan, am willing to fill the position. I will start my own religion, bringing many new ideas to the proverbial table of religion. The religion of Alcohol. No more celebrating christmas as the birth of jesus, but the birth of alcohol. Celebrations can and will be held every friday and saturday night, and will be celebrated in the form of a party.

Easter sunday is now being renamed "Hang-over sunday" where the public and followers will be encouraged to nurse hang-overs until AT LEAST 11am. There will be a "religious holiday" every monday, as no one likes going to work/school on a monday.

Church will be canceled and all churches of the world will be turned into alcohol stores, and also have peanuts and other foods of that kind.

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