Unban Lewd from Phog.net sign now

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****The author of this petition has zero experience with this type of stuff. In all likelihood it will suck greatly.*****

LewdComments (perhaps better known as hogs^3 and others) has been banned from a community he holds to a regard that is pretty high - not the highest, but WAY up there. The official reason for which he was banned is due to "multiple user names." Lewd would like to apologize for this and promise the future use of only one handle.

Lewd is, above all other things(maybe), a fan of The University of Kansas. Has been since birth. It pains him greatly to get his KU news from the idiots on KUsports.com. They are not smart people. Those who believe in evolution fully expect the kusports inhabitants to die off without passing their genes forward. (note to self: do not link petition on KUsports.com)

Lewd has been banned for well over 2 months now and feels he has served his time. Ultimately, TomLight is "the decider." Lewd realizes this, but he has been greatly disappointed by the lack of communication with "the block general" on this issue. All personal differences aside, TomLight has provided a great service to all fans and alums of The University of Kansas. In a time of darkness, he lit a match and started a fire that can be seen from very far away. It's a beautiful fire that has the unique quality to burn only rival fans while producing perfectly toasted marshmallows for those whose heart pumps crimson and blue.

To sum up: Lewd pledges allegiance to TomLight of phog.net (and Plano, Texas), and to everything for which he stands for, under some stuff (I doubt God cares, but he might), indivisible, and with liberty and justice for myself (and the rest of you)."

When signing the below petition, you may use your handle or real name. I would probably go with the handle, but whatever keeps your boat from drowning works for us. You must enter your e-mail addy, but have the option of keeping it private. (pssst... I'd keep it private, there are strange people out there)

Ahh.... what else... oh yeah. Our goal is to obtain 50 signatures. It probably won't do anything other than make Lewd feel warm inside on this cold february day. Still, there is the possibility that the voices of the masses (or just 50 people) will ring loudly enough to get the attention of The King of (Mount Oread). Get it? If so, you're darn smart and should probably just sign the thing your brain is awesome.

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