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This petition is for JohnT to be unbanned from the =|TR|= 23/7 AVA [Map Vote]( 66.111.62.10:27025 ) server.

"JohnT is a good guy..." Says Friend, Private Rookie.

"Please understand that although johnt usually appears to be relatively pleasant and reasonable, he suffers from a form of the condition called dementia praecox, also known as multiple personality. This condition results is a hysterical neurosis in which his personality becomes dissociated into two or more distinct but complex and socially and behaviorally integrated parts each of which becomes dominant and controls behavior from time to time to the exclusion of the others.

The personality which Folkert experienced calls itself "Johnny Jerko." This personality manifests itself whenever the "real" johnt experiences even minor pressure from perceived (at least) authoritarian figures. Johnny Jerko exhibits rebellious behavior which, while not technically anti-social in nature, is certainly petulant and generally one hell of a pain in the ass.

When rebuffed, another personally typically appears which calls itself "John John." This personality is a rather whiney pissant (edit) weasle (/edit) who begs for others to come to his aid.

When or if, indeed, no one does come to defend him, a yet third personality materializes. This is the personality, incidentally, joht can actually summon up at will when aggressive litigation or a generally abrasive mean behavior is needed. This personality calls itself "The Johninator."

Don't f**k with The Johninator. He'll do you, and screw you blue and you won't know what the hell hit you.

I post this not in defense of johnt's behavior, rather so that all will be enlightened as to with whom they are dealing. While I count johnt as one of my friends, that friendship is often tainted by his other personalities and I can only hope that he someday seeks the help he desperately needs."

JohnT has been diagnosed with acute schizophrenia. Please help our Friend JohnT become unbanned and be able to play with us once again.

Sincerely,
[ The under signed ]

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Latest Signatures

  • 31 May 20106. Grenadier
    let him go! he's got a family to feed!!
  • 31 May 20105. Mooftress
    JohnT is a good guy when he's not on his period! FREE HIM!
  • 29 May 20104. Dont
    Don't do it, you'll be sorry. Dont waste your time, he'll just disappoint you again, and lie to your face and pretend to be yor friend.
  • 29 May 20103. FcFoxtrot
    Don't UNBAN!!!
  • 27 May 20102. Brian
    JohnT is a loser :)
  • 27 May 20101. Noob-Cannon
    All we are saying, is give John a chance!!

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