TURN OFF THE INTERNET NOW! sign now

The internet is over-rated, boring, and stupid. In fact, the only thing that initially made it even remotely cool was the novelty factor and the geek chic props that we got for abusing it's priviledge before most of the other puds who we blame for ruining logged on and we got to make fun of them for picking stupid handles like doug95 and deathmaker666. The "filesharing boom" after that was kinda cool, there were those two maladjusted years that everyone spent wasting thier confused parent's cable or DSL connections downloading poorly "hacked" and trojaned software, mp3s, and mis-named pornography.

But in reality, that's all sort of played out now and for the most part the internet is complete bullshit and certianly not something that you can't live a few stupid days a week without. In fact WE feel that it is our duty to keep the internet safe for future generations to enjoy and in order to ensure the internet's survival and low-level elitism in it's current form, we the undersigned DEMAND that you turn the internet off during the weekends

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  • 27 December 201651. Rosie How
    I support this petition
  • 01 October 201550. Clayton Harper
    Additional Information and iddiots suck
  • 20 September 201549. Mike T
    Additional Information and it is time
  • 01 May 201548. God H
    Additional Information and That's fucking fine. I have to go to stupid fucking church on fucking sunday anyway. Christ.
  • 17 February 201547. Joe Dawson
    Additional Information and One the internet goes i will comit suiside :(
  • 29 November 201446. Dsfsdfsdf Waters
    Additional Information and fdssdfsdf
  • 12 September 201445. Dd Harvey
    Additional Information and ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
  • 21 June 201444. See H
    Additional Information and SEE http://www.petitiononline.com/cofs1/petition.html
  • 24 April 201443. Ryan H
    Additional Information and [email protected] /* */
  • 20 February 201442. Evan N
    Additional Information and another good thing gone rotten
  • 13 January 201441. Eric B
    Additional Information and End the suffering of millions that can't get laid.
  • 25 December 201340. J B
    I support this petition
  • 07 October 201339. Christopher T
    I support this petition
  • 27 August 201338. Dale C
    I support this petition
  • 17 July 201337. Monica L
    Additional Information and I have more fun things to do.
  • 29 April 201336. Aimee P
    I support this petition
  • 28 January 201335. Mikhail E
    I support this petition
  • 15 November 201234. Bill L
    Additional Information and but I'm using it =(
  • 13 November 201233. I Liketheb
    Additional Information and You are the reason it should shut off. The "ISP's" OWN YOU!!
  • 01 July 201232. Some G
    Additional Information and Isn't it quite ironic you are using the Internet for this petition? Hypicrital I would say.
  • 12 June 201231. Jemus Gonzalez
    I support this petition
  • 12 May 201230. Romanian Perez
    Additional Information and [email protected] /* */
  • 01 May 201229. Petition P
    Additional Information and And another retard creating a stupid petition that will NEVER happen...
  • 13 April 201228. Gonzo A
    Additional Information and for the love of pete, turn it off.
  • 26 December 201127. Fegsefg Glass
    Additional Information and dsfgsdgf
  • 12 December 201126. Al G
    Additional Information and YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, I CREATED YOU!
  • 02 December 201125. Austin House
    Additional Information and Boo the Internet is why JFK died!

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