Tim Light For Resident Assistant at SUNY New Paltz sign now

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I believe that Timothy Edwardo Light should indeed become an RA of SUNY New Paltz. For Tim has stood up for what is right and just since the dawn of his existance on the Campus of the State University of New York at New Paltz. He has avidly recorded many of the happenings of Lefevre Hall whilst maintaining a sense of decency and regality. Without holding information to his degree and lifestyle, Tim is a considerate candidtate to become an RA for these following reasons 56-84:





56. For eleven years he was off the coast of Zimbabwe helping starving families get food by using his homemade laser. (pssh.. i wish)


57. His smile can make kittens squeal with delight.


58. His knowledge extends past computers into the realm of the soul.


59. Because hes tim light. tim light and ra go hand in hand.


60. Unlike his competitors he's guarrenteed full satisfaction.


61. Mike Lopez- his current RA still has his duct tape!


62. Nothing can stop him from opening a sealed beverage.


63. Quoting the unquotable of his friends.


64. He was helpful when my computer died last year.


65. Too many bad people spoil the fun!


66. He knows how to have fun relative to the moment at hand.


67. His love for fire alarms.


68. His ability to dance to any type of music.


69. Fortunately he isn't a firestarter.


70. If anything goes down in the Dormitory, he'll probably have it taped so the verdict will come swiftly from up high.


71. Hes always willing to help people when he can.


72. Forget a firewarden! Tim will be at the front of the line getting everyone organised!


73. He is strict when he needs to, yet is a lovely teddy bear of a man.


74. Two Words- titty bar -Alex G-man


75. No worries about adultery and inter-relations with other residents, considering he has a girlfriend.


76. He deals with stress amazingly enough.


77. He would handle fire drills amazingly.


78. Tim doesn't have any buttons to push.


79. With a sense of humor and intelligence, he'll confound any angry person into a thoughtful sleep.


80. His collection of Stranger's With Candy DVD's.


81. He ALWAYS is prepared for anything!


82. Butterflies circle his head.


83. He loves everything about SUNY New Paltz.


84. He's a good swimmer.








Thank you to those who have said these special things on Tim's being and soul.





Now If that didn't change your mind, just think about all of those starving families that aren't starving any longer because Mr. Tim Light helped them forage for food.





Thank you,

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