The Yellow Devil sign now

Ladies and gentlemen, may I be frank. I am not a religious man, and yet it has come to my attention that an evil force has power over our world. A force of truly biblical proportions. Many of you must have seen terrible events befall our world and wonder at the possibility of the legends being true. The possibility of their being a celestial power of such unimaginable evil that it will do anything to bring our world to ruin. Yes, my friends, I speak of Lucifer. Beelzebub. The Devil. Most of you must surely know him by reputation, but how many of you realised that he has a physical form? Yes, our Government denies it but it is true. The Devil walks among us, stalking we mere mortals, preying on the innocent and the vulnerable. Maybe you have heard stories whispered over campfires, harkened unto his unearthly cry, seen his yellow feathered form slip noiselessly through the shadows. You may even have fallen prey to his filthy propaganda, spouted through the popular children's TV show, 'Sesame Street'. Yes my friends, it is true. Big Bird is indeed the devil, come to Earth. Do not be put off by his cheery smile, his apparent fondness for children, or his obsession with the alphabet. He is pure, undiluted evil. I propose that we act now, banish the winged beast from our world, and place him in exile in Oscar the Grouch's bin. Only here can his malice be contained, and he will slowly wither and die as the years pass on. But we must act now. This bird is dangerous, and what's more, he's a sick bastard. Sign up now to rid the world of his unspeakable yellowness forever!

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PS: I think Cookie Monster might be a bit dodgy too.

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