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As our covert activities have been discovered by the astute Iranian government, and therefore are out in the open, we the undersigned hereby state that as we have been working tirelessly on behalf of The West to foment unrest, and opposition to the outcome of the June 2009 elections in Iran, we demand fair monetary compensation. However, since we do not have an actual "employment contract", we besiege the United Nations to determine for which particular Western entity or body we have undertaken this task, and require them to pay us.
Since we undertook to undermine the Iranian government, unbeknownst to any person, organization, association or political party, we are forced to appeal to you in order that our voices to be heard, and our demands be met.

Signatories are encouraged to leave comments describing how they have worked for The West. E.g.: creating false videos with actors, on sets made to look like Iran; tactics they have used to force Iranians to wear green, and chant; how they have started rumors about arrests, injuries, and deaths, and then persuaded families to go along, etc. This will help determine the amount of your claim.

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