The Time Stopping sign now

Whens the last time you robbed us of our prescious time? Yesterday? Two minutes ago? When we were laying in bed this morning, pressing snooze over and over? Or how about the last time we wanted to read every book in the library or learn 23 new and foreign languages? There's just not enough time. So, I say screw time. I propose we banish time for the rest of eternity, or whats left of eternity after time is expunged. We should destroy all our watches; Disassemble our atomic clocks; Attach a large rocket to northern Texas and halt the roataion of the earth; Extinguish the Sun; Ask God politely if he would cease the continuing motion of the cosmos through the fourth dimension. Something needs to be done!

Were tired of you, Time, and your days are coming to an end!

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