The "This is ridiculous to have these pointless internet petitions" Petition. sign now

I, (insert name here), hereby agree that all of these petitions are crap. I realize none of them work, just like this one, and the last one, and the one before that. I agree by signing my name to this petition, that I will never partake in such a pointless and timewasting event, such as reading and signing these petitions. The Bonsai Kitten Petition is pointless. The site is a fake, and it's been noted as a fake by the creators many times. The "Stop Ashlee Simpson from singing" petition is just as pointless. We all already know she stinks, she can't sing live or sync live, so we all know she's a phony.

Please take the time to sign this petition, and you will be exempt from any harsh punishments for signing future petitions. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Thanks,
brian. aka "i have a huge mule."

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