The Road to 6pack abs. sign now

We, Niv and Alex, hereby agree to the following terms:

1. Niv will get a 6pack with 8\% bodyfat, and will stop being such an obese fuck.

2. Alex will get a 6pack with 6\% bodyfat, and will get rid of his bitchtits.

3. Alex and Niv will support each other through the process of getting abs, giving each other advice and using the heroic Tim as a comparison point for the standard of manliness.

4. Alex and Niv will not make fun of each other if they will be required to drop below the weight that is considered manly. After all, Mystery is 6'4 130 lbs and had sex with over 500 HB9s and HB10s. Rorion Gracie is lightweight and took on opponents 50 lbs above him.

5. Alex and Niv agree to continue strength weight training and high intensity cardio during the process of getting abs.

6. Alex and Niv agree to eat clean and watch their diets, and not eat after 9pm.

7. Alex and Niv will pursue a further contract in order to get huge piceps after they both achieve the godly state of 6pack.

8. Tim is actually straight, 70\% is greater than 30\%. And 13.5\% bodyfat with huge ripper abs is what we could always wish for.

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