The Refriend Tom On MySpace sign now

The user "Mike" on myspace.com (whose profile can be viewed here) has decided to unfriend the creator of myspace.com "Tom" for reasons that are unknown but obviously selfish. This action creates much discord in the MySpace community, as it could seemingly be the one singular action that could tear apart the vast. We demand that the user "Mike" refriend "Tom" immediately as this is an obviously malicious attack on "Tom" and his genius architect of the most amazing tool for communication and social inclusiveness in the 21st century.