The Post a Damn Picture sign now

Dear Carpe Cerevisi,

We the people of Carpe Cerevisi have noticed a growing problem amongst our ranks.

On the date of August 13th, 2007 (Posted at about 3:18 PM), a forum post was created under the "Member's Section" of the forum. The members section is a place where us members can get together and discuss topics that are currently affecting the guild, as well as humorous videos and pictures to alleviate the stress of heavy raiding. Through the progress of our guild, we have progressed through many unachievable and otherwise impossible feats.

These feats include, but are not limited to, the following.

1) Slaying the beast "Doomwalker" in a single attempt, with an accidental engagement of combat.
2) Survival through many rough times within the guild.
3) The survival of a certain forum troll, mislabeling officers of the guild as of terrorist descent.
4) Recruiting the finest warriors, mages, nubs, and destruction of female genitalia in order to achieve the impossible.
5) Reinforced the name of Carpe Cerevisi through the brutal massacre of head figures in the "Burning Crusade".

Through these times, a single forum post would break the Carpe Cerevisi Record. Started by a jackass druid, a thread was created with the sole purpose of helping each and every single guild member become closer together, as we make the long journey from strangers, to family. Over the last several months, members have banded together in aiding this thread by submitting pictures of themselves, so that we all may attach a stunning face to a wonderful personality (Except in Narm's case. He's just sexy, and a uber leet Moonkin.) Through many of the guild members have participated in this team-building exercise, it has been noticed by several members of our newfound family that the head figures of the guild have "forgotten" to contribute to this picture thread. Particularly the members Kanne, Mellia, Kurdarath (Kuuuuuuurd), and Eatbulaga. Through thorough research, it has been tested that guilds that use picture threads have moved on to slay Lady Vashj, Kael'thas Sunstrider, and the dreaded Curator of Karazhan.

This petition is a call to arms to the leader figures of Carpe Cerevisi. For the well being of the guild, and to the movement of progression in the server, this is a request by the undersigned to have all officers of Carpe Cerevisi post pictures of themselves within the guild forum. it is believe not to just be a tool of leisure, but a weapon in our arsenal of pwn. We hope that the movement of "Post a Damn Picture" will spread among our family, and influence a wave of change that will bring us into a new generation. The following is a list of estimated changes that our proposal will bring.

1) Merciless slaying of Lady Vashj, Kael'thas Sunstrider, Curator, Rage Winterchill, and the dreaded crack boss in Serpentshrine Cavern.
2) A closer guild, which will lead to more enjoyment of raids while keeping a friendly and casual air.
3) Phat lootz
4) Respect and recognition from the members of Arathor.
5) Boobs.

I thank you all for your time, and hope you all will give our proposal some deep consideration. If this problem is left untreated, the destruction mankind as we know it is imminent and coming.

PS- Kanne and Mel, please do not hurt me for making this :)

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