The official Tennessee Titans stop sucking sign now

Dear Tennesee Titans Organ-eye-zation,

Most of us are not football gurus by any means, couldnt play in the NFL, didn't play college football ect. So no, we probably could not coach the team, manage the team, coordinate a prolific NFL offense or a stingy NFL defense. Thats why we get paid @1/20th of a million dollars to sit in a damn cubicle and a lot of you guys make millions (or hundreds of thousands) to coach, manage, and play NFL football. With that being said we do spend much of our valued time and hard earned money on Tennessee Titans Football. And you know what? We are f***ing sick and tired of watching you guys suck it up Sunday after Sunday after Sunday. After Sunday after Sunday after Sunday. For three f***ing years this sh*ts been going on!!! The players can't catch, they can only run to the line of scrimmage and then fall down for a two yard gain at best. Your offensive plays don't work (Guess what geniuses, you'll get more first downs when you actually throw the ball BEYOND the first down marker, novel concept there, eh?), while the other teams offensive plays run through your defense like a you know what runs through Paris Hiltons you know what. You know what? We have had enough!!! Therefore, us, the undersigned, humbly request, NO, WE FIRMLY DEMAND that you stop sucking NOW!!!

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  • 27 December 2015100. Bud A
    I hear you.
  • 30 September 201599. Kerry Collinsm
    You guys were STUPID for signing my son, Kerry! He sucks
  • 16 September 201598. Billy V
    Now you see why I wanted out of Nashville?
  • 18 August 201597. Jeff F
    THis is all Billys fault. Not that he is gone we will win the rest of our games.
  • 29 July 201596. Jim L
    The space shuttle will have more touchdowns than the titans.
  • 28 June 201595. Paris H
    Sucking...That's Hott
  • 28 June 201594. Jim S
    Let's sign Hill and Thompson long term. They look great out there!.
  • 01 June 201593. Susan S
    What's wrong with suckin'?
  • 05 May 201592. Jeff Fishersm
    Don't be hatin'
  • 06 March 201591. Ndndixie Gentry
    I'm the biggest jerk you will ever meet!
  • 18 February 201590. The R
    Thank God for you guys!
  • 14 January 201589. Predarat Craig
    I'M ONE SEXY BIYOTCH
  • 02 December 201488. Albert H
    I'm putting my foot down on this.
  • 23 October 201487. Ashley P
    I support this petition
  • 17 September 201486. Janice M
    My grandmother can throw a ball better than Collins
  • 31 August 201485. Madden Rubio
    A'hmph...well see if you have coaches that aren't coaching good then you don't have, well, you don't have what we call good coaching. Good coaching coaches good teams and good teams score touchdowns. BOOM! ya'know? Good coaches. COACHING a'hem is a coache
  • 27 July 201484. Tyrone C
    Hey , da tytans have gawd auful good medacare
  • 22 July 201483. Billy V
    thank you for sucking, Titans!
  • 21 July 201482. Dr Jackk
    Just who the hell is this Bongo guy anyways?? I say he is full of crap!!!
  • 15 July 201481. Roy Dm
    I should open a can of whoop-ass on ya!
  • 29 June 201480. Steve Ayala
    This year has been really interesting. I'm a fan win or lose
  • 05 June 201479. Tony K
    I support this petition
  • 04 May 201478. Rabib C
    lets hope for the best
  • 01 April 201477. Jay C
    Golly i'm glad those idiots didn't draft me!
  • 28 March 201476. Trac Them
    I want to run over the whole damn team!
  • 20 March 201475. Rick B
    I support this petition
  • 01 March 201474. Titansfan Wang
    Do you know how much I paid for PSL's?!?

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