The Loving Mrs. Bramlett Pledge sign now

The Constitution of Loving Mrs. Bramlett is as follows:

We the People of Mrs. Bramlett's Class, in Order to ensure love to everybody, establish overall loving..ness, insure ridicule of nobody, whether black or white or asian or some other race, provide correct responses to show we are clearly paying attention, promote laughing at none, and secure the Blessings of Mrs. Bramlett's teaching to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for Mrs. Bramlett's Class.

Article I. Classroom Behavior

Section 1. As much attention as possible should be shown in Mrs. Bramlett's Class.

Clause 1. The only time you should actually be paying attention and doing work is every single second of every single day. (even on weekends!) =)

Clause 2. Laughing at her jokes is strictly required, under punishment of death.

Clause 3. Any student shown uninterested in her lesson may be reported to the Supreme Court.

Section II. Making Her Life Better

Clause 1. Frequently forgetting to turn in homework before silent reading and causing a ruckus both looking for it and turning it in is highly unrecommended.

Clause 2. Asking her questions she just answered also is extremely mean, especially if more than 1 student asks it.

Clause 3. In the middle of a lesson, ask her if she needs help with anything. Asking more than once in a day is recommended for full effect.

Clause 4. Thank god for her kindness if at any time you get a Jolly Rancher. Or refuse it, to show that you do not need one to be happy in life.

Clause 5. When you borrow her books, always remember to return them. Another recommended step, is telling her each and every time you borrow a book.

Article II. Concerning her Well Being

Clause 1. Any attempt on making her life better is highly recommended.

Clause 2. Ensure none of the trash remains left in her room are able to be found.

Clause 3. If her inevitable death (hopefully not for many years) is a little too harsh, you could attempt to cryogenically freeze her.

Clause 4. Attempt to feed her vegetables during class time.

Section II. Things to Give Her

Clause 1. Expensive Jewelery! Your hundreds of dollars will go to good use. (But no fakeys, it's inconsiderate and outright MEAN)

Clause 2. Remember her birthday! Be sure to slip it into daily conversation and treat her with something big! Personally, I'm planning to get a star to be her name.

Clause 3. Special holidays! Mother's Day, Valentine's Day, etc. Even make up your own! Teacher's Day! Lynne Bramlett Day! Any chance to give your favorite teacher more gifts is a good day all on it's own.

Make sure to spread this around! =P

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