The Liberate Jon sign now

This is a petition to point out a serious error in judgment on the part of a good friend of mine, Jon Hensley. For several years now Jon has been doing himself, friends and family, and for that matter the world an injustice. Everyday he gets up and proceeds to undo what several great men before him have done. Some great men from Albert Einstein to Jesus to Tom Selleck have all been members of an exclusive fraternity. A fraternity, that denounces the likes of Schick and Gillette, as well as Barbasol and Nivea. A fraternity that Jon everyday decides not to ignore. This petition my friends, is to catapult Jon to the level of Rollie Fingers, Ned Flanders, and Mario Mario. This petition is to get Jon to grow a mustache. Any mustache will do, from the Fu Manchu to the Walrus, even the ever-popular handlebar mustache will do. His quick wit and witty banter or are seen from miles away, just like a ninja assign without the shadows. A good mustache would be nothing if not polarizing and would gain Jon some much needed eye contact during conversation. I beg of you all to sign this petition and let the cookie duster rain supreme.

Sincerely,

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Yolanda BergBy:
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