THE KEEP BRITTANY SMITH IN WISCONSIN sign now

OUR MANTRA
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TO KEEP BRITTANY SMITH IN WISCONSIN AND OUT OF TEXAS.
SHE WANTS TO MOVE THERE.
HER REASON? SHE "DOESN'T LIKE IT HERE."
LET'S GIVER HER A REASON TO STAY.

THE BADGER STATE > THE LONE STAR STATE.
PLUS OUR FLAG IS COOLER.

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REASONS
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1.BAD THINGS HAPPEN IN TEXAS. FOR INSTANCE:
A. Illegal Immigration.
B. Drug Trafficking from Mexico
C. The Alamo (IT HAS NO BASEMENT!)
D. Armadillos (ew)

2. IF BRITTANY LEAVES WE WONT BE ABLE TO :
A. Use her trampoline.
B. Use her scooters.
C. Play Xbox (SPECIFICALLY GRAND THEFT AUTO) with her brother.

3. WISCONSIN LACKS INTELLIGENT PEOPLE AS IT IS.

4. I WILL PERSONALLY CRUSH A PUPPY'S HEAD WITH MY HANDS FOR EVERY DAY
BRITTANY IS NOT WISCONSIN AND/OR IS
A. In Texas.
B. Flying To/From Texas.
C. Thinking about Texas.


HOW TO STOP HER FROM LEAVING
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In an AOL Instant Messenger Conversation, at 12:03:59 AM on Tuesday, August 29th, Brittany Anne Smith stated that she would stay in Wisconsin if 500 people were to sign a petition.

jmackkkkkkkkkkkk: stayyyy
br1tt4nyyyy: thats what im hearing
br1tt4nyyyy: if you get 500 people to sing a petition then i will

This is our goal.
500 petition signatures from 500 different people.

Even if you dont know her,please sign the fucking thing.
I'll gut a bitch if the need be.

P.S. SORRY FOR THE CAPS (not really lolz)

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Latest Signatures

  • 07 July 201550. Jessica M
    I support this petition
  • 24 June 201549. Angela Akaf
    OMG BRITTY!! you cant go to texas you freakin jerk! i still have the flounder you made me on my wall!! mermaidz4lyfe. loveyouu!
  • 16 May 201548. Steph N
    I support this petition
  • 28 April 201547. Anna Bethm
    I support this petition
  • 09 April 201546. Samuel Lj
    BRITTANY, DON'T LEAVE YOUR FRIEND colin ALONE IN WISCONSIN. PICK HIM UP AND GO SEE SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!!
  • 02 April 201545. Eileen White
    i love you brinney smiff don't leave meeeeeeeeee
  • 14 February 201544. Leah A
    Stay here i love you.
  • 11 February 201543. Claire Archer
    I support this petition
  • 29 November 201442. Lennie Shepherd
    i dont know you but stay!
  • 01 November 201441. Piers M
    I NEED TO HANG OUT WITH YOU MORE BRI BRI, AND UNTIL THEN YOU CANT GO ANYWHERE!!!!
  • 05 October 201440. Joshua Josephm
    If you dont stay ill seriously kill those puppies, that was not an empty threat.
  • 04 October 201439. Danny Huang
    i really need to learn tripple backflips so i can win the x games. plus i wanna "tech bike" with you brittany.
  • 25 July 201438. Jordan Schwartz
    texas is fat.
  • 17 July 201437. Andy K
    I support this petition
  • 15 July 201436. Alex C
    I support this petition
  • 27 June 201435. Jk
    WHAT!?!?
  • 04 June 201434. Kristofer Hodges
    everything is not bigger and better in texas
  • 19 May 201433. Mat S
    DONT LEAVE!
  • 04 May 201432. Caitlin Trujillo
    I wouldn't be able to really meet you if you moved to TX
  • 25 April 201431. Lacey D
    В
  • 15 April 201430. Andy M
    Brittany better stay in wisconsin, or im gonna be very pissed
  • 01 April 201429. Justin W
    brittany smith....more like TEXASSS
  • 17 March 201428. Emily K
    do it for Lolly
  • 01 March 201427. Soothin M
    If Brittany leaves I will have sex with dead animals... Please leave Brittany I want to have sex with dead animals
  • 07 February 201426. Jen Burch
    I support this petition
  • 21 July 201325. Ashley C
    I support this petition
  • 28 April 201324. Zechariah Ortiz
    I support this petition

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Chelsea FinleyBy:
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Petition target:
Brittany Anne Smith

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