The Idiot Leaders of the World sign now

We, all citizens of the human race (henceforth referred to as "The Undersigned") do hereby petition our respective governing bodies and political leaders, as well as the governing bodies and political leaders of all other countries, to stop being such elitist, war-mongering, backstabbing, obnoxious, bigoted, hypocritical, dishonest, condescending, two-faced, oppressive, persecutive, slanderous, whiny, greedy, moronic little trolls.

The "petition" part is more of a formality than anything. You have no choice but to listen to the will of the people you so casually ignore and subordinate. Without the people, you and everyone like you is naught but a sniveling, senile idiot mouthing off in front of a television camera. We, The Undersigned, are the source of your power. All it would take is the combined non-political population of a single country to unite in their shared disgust and anger, and the government of that country would be overthrown overnight. No juries, no political immunity, no pardon. Neither hell nor a woman scorned hath fury like an entire population pissed off and standing on your doorstep.

So you will listen. You will heed. And you will obey. If you fail to dredge your absurdly obese egos off of your respective high horses and start working to improve the global quality of life and the advancement of humanity, then you will be replaced by someone who will. All the selfish, underhanded acts you have performed while abusing your offices will be erased, all you stood to gain from the fruition of those acts will cease to exist or be confiscated by the very people you robbed in the first place. Your name will be an endless joke, or simply forgotten. And in the meantime, humanity will continue on without you.

There is much to do, much to undo, and ever so much more to atone for. We, The Undersigned, heartily encourage you to get started, as much for your sake as for ours. One person can only do so much... but ALL of them together can do anything. This is not a threat; it is inevitable.

Have a nice day.

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Lorna EscobarBy:
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