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Congress. In this day and age new problems are facing our society every day, but there is one pestilence that has plagued our nation for years, and will hinder us for years to come if we do not nip this problem in the bud. Obesity, plain and simple. As a nation we weigh too much. With fast food and no excercise being a routine for most people these days, they are becoming enourmous...obese. This is disgusting. If my math is correct, by the year 2036, obese people will weigh as much as the earth, and thus throw it out of orbit, killing everybody. This is a depressing thought, so, being intellectually advanced and not obese i have made rules to help the skinny people survive, it is called "Calebs guide to help skinny people survive."





Rule 1: All obese citizens of each country shall undergo double-triple liposuction.





Rule 2: Obese citizens seen eating a meal with any cookies, candys, or sweets will be subject death, and so lies another problem. Obese bodys may very well weigh down the earth, and so the dead obese persons body will be thrown into orbit.





Rule 3: Any fat people wearing tight shirts that show there bulge or as ladys like to call them "curves", will be subject to severe liposuction.





Thank you for listening congress, I hope you have a fat-free day

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