The Genetics of Meg White sign now

To the powers-that-be in the western world and Meg White (henceforth known as Meg).
COMPOS MENTIS, I would like to forward a motion to push forth a most important scientific experiment, thusly known as the offspring which would, upon favorable stars and thousands of signatures, be created by the genetic meeting and mingling of both Meg and myself. DE JURE, the wildest rock honky known to recorded history would be created, and EX POST FACTO, music as we know it will be forced into rebirth.
IN SITU, please read the following exerpt from my THESUS BREVITAE as originally posted at : http://www.songmeanings.net/journal.php?uid=17057842
NOTA BENE! (this has been edited for PALATBILITAE EN MASSE)
i have now completely come to terms with the fact that meg white is only on this world to mate with me. and by mate, i do not mean copulate.. however, since immaculate conception is oxymoronic for the average human, i assume there might have to be some sort of coitus.
However,this would be far from the point of my hypothesizationing. (thats right... i feel that an event of this magnitude is worth creating a new media buzzword)
i really think that meg's somewhat submissive neo-trailer-trash detroit white rock chick genes and my uber-man blond and blue west coast pseudo-trailer-trash milk-toast renaissance man dna would create some sort of new rock jesus, the likes of which government agencies from across this and possibly some of the other more westernly (and affluent) continents, would feel obliged, nay, obliged and honoured to lend sponsorship to.
let's just call it an investment towards the future of music for mankind. sort of a david crosby impregnating melissa etheridge scenario, without all those hideous potbellies and antisocial sexual tendencies passed on. more like a kurt cobain/courtney love lovechild, without the courtney love media-trainwreck and the shitty 'hole' music, and well, if i can speak freely, let's subtract the (Non Compos Mentis) too.
okay, well, i think that you get my meaning.
AD LITEM, I would like all who read this to please undersign, and in doing so move us into a new rock renaissance.

Lastly, i would like to say thank you and Ad Hoc Ex Gratia Habeas Corpus, where-upon Res Ipsa Loquitur.



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