The CPPs (Canadian Prohibition Party) Petition to reinstated Prohitibition sign now

This petition is to reinstate prohibition in Canada. Sign if you believe the following is true.

-Alcohol is a form of poison and anyone who willingly poisons themselves is a masochist
-Alcohol is useless and addictive drug
-Alcohol causes people to act out in harmful which includes but is not exclusive to the following:
1. Call their girlfriends fat
2. Fall into bodies of water well clothed
3. Harm themselves with random objects (e.g. logs)
4. Insist that someone besides themselves has defecated in their pants whilst wearing them
5. Use racial slurs
6. insist they are a member of the KKK regardless of this being true
7. Have sexual intercourse with people, animals and objects that they normally would not (e.g. fat women, sheep, light sockets, Owain)

Furthermore sign this if you believe the following policies and processes should be instated:
-Alcohol will become a controlled substance and cease to be sold to the public in any form
-Anyone caught consuming alcohol will be executed without trial via a syringe of vodka, whiskey, tequila, or rum into a major artery.

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