The Colbert Report sign now

This is a petition to give Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report on Comedy Central a one hour show. Thirty minutes is not enough time for this genius to work. More time is needed so his audience and guests can bask in his journalistic glory.

Reasons why this petition should be signed:
1. Stephen Colbert is awesome.
2. Stephen Colbert protects America from bears.
3. Stephen Colbert loves freedom.
4. Stephen Colbert / Tek Jansen will eventually rule the known universe.
5. Stephen Colbert is a family man and will fight to protect your family
from terrorists.(in theory)
6. Stephen Colbert is a true visionary.
7. Stephen Colbert loves the baby Jesus.
8. Stephen Colbert has his own ice cream flavor.
9. Stephen Colbert has his own Eagle.
10. Stephen Colbert is America personified.

Please help preserve freedom and help Stephen Colbert get the time he so righteously deserves by signing this petition

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Delores NovakBy:
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