The Beyonce Petition Writers Need To Get A Life sign now

This petition demands that those who created the aforementioned petition get a life. The fact that they took the time to get upset about a music video offends the senses of normal human beings. The undersigned would like to say the following to the creators:

A) Turn off your television; you watch way too much of it and are fat as a result.

B) Go outside. Your fatness feeds your depression. This depression causes you to do stupid, stupid things.

C) Remember, YOUR FATNESS FEEDS YOUR DEPRESSION!

D) We hate your type. Honestly...we absolutely despise your type.

E) Convince someone to engage in sexual intercourse with you. Not only will it shift your focus on to something else, but sex releases hormones that contribute to happiness. Try it. It's a lot more fun than pretending anyone cares about a Beyonce video.
F) Your existence leaves much to be desired.

G) What do you care about the song's themes for? There is no way you did well enough in school to understand why a theme matters. Here's a test: If you can't tell me the difference between a theme and motif, you should not engage in criticism of any type.

We are all in agreement that the petition to make Beyonce Knowles reshoot her video was a huge waste of time. You squandered valuable resources on a cause which mocks those causes in desperate need of SERIOUS political activism. You should be ashamed of yourself.

PS If by chance they decide, by some miraculous twist of fate, to reshoot the video, we would unequivocally support the hiring of Hype Williams as director. Hype is fresh and should be given more opportunities. We love "Belly". Oh, and fit Puffy in the video somehow, too.

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The Creators of the Petition to Re-Shoot Beyonce's "Deja Vu" Video

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