Teemu Selanne to the Montreal Canadiens sign now

Mr. Bob Gainey,

We, the avid fans of the Montreal Canadiens, hereby state that we want you to do whatever it takes to sign Unrestricted Free-agent Teemu Selanne to a contract for the upcoming season.

We agree to pay an extra $2.50 per beer to help with the contract.

We agree to wash Mr. Selannes car every weekend.

We agree to pick up Froofroos (Mr. Selannes pet poodle) excrements with little pooper-scoopers and will walk him every morning promptly at 7:30am.

We agree to get Mr. Selanne a Grande Americano from Starbucks with his morning Helsingin Sanomat newspaper.

We agree to NEVER criticize Mr. Selannes play on the ice, nor his off-ice activities.

We agree to take Mr. Selanne out to a nice dinner every Friday night (at any restaurant of his choice).

We agree to take Mr. Selannes suits to the drycleaners every second day.

Mr. Bob Gainey, we the undersigned agree to do whatever it takes to help you bring this excellent player to this excellent city.

For the sake of your millions of adoring fans, please bring Mr. Selanne to Montreal!

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    I support this petition
  • 31 December 2015445. Jeanfranois M
    I support this petition
  • 31 December 2015444. Sebastien Marks
    Don't you think he would be fantastic with Koivu?
  • 29 December 2015443. Michael L
    I support this petition
  • 28 December 2015442. Victor A
    I support this petition
  • 15 December 2015441. Shaun W
    SELANNE RULES!!!
  • 23 November 2015440. Matt H
    HELL YA BRING IN THE DUCK MAN!!
  • 18 November 2015439. Andrew W
    do it for are great city
  • 17 November 2015438. Saku K
    Bring my Homie to Montreal!
  • 11 November 2015437. Jamie L
    Do it!!
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  • 27 October 2015435. Archille D
    him and saku... they can be like Batman and Robin.....
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    I'll die with a smile on my face. Just do it.
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    GO HABS GO !!
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    I support this petition
  • 22 September 2015430. Bobby S
    Come to MTL, Teemu !
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    chu blaster
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  • 08 September 2015427. Po G
    where are the stars??
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    give him what he wants...I agree with the stipulations
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    Wouldn't this be sweet!!!

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Bob Gainey, Montreal Canadiens

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