TED BAEHR, admit you are gay. sign now

My name is Thomas C. Synder and Doctor Ted Baehr of MOVIEGUIDE is one of my very best friends.

For almost two decades I have known that Ted is now and always has been a homosexual. He pretends he is not. He claims that homosexuality is a vile sin. He professes to be a strong and conservative Christian.

But I know he is gay. Ted, the evidence is overwhelming. It hurts all of us, me, your employees at MOVIEGUIDE and at KAIROS MARKETING, your followers on Twitter and Youtube, and I think most of all, you.

How many times have I drove you home from the hospital after a "date" with a "woman" that always mysteriously ends with you suffering massive rectal trauma? Why do you buy a gallon of AnalEase brand sphincter lubricant at Sam's Club superstores if you aren't gay? Why, when we play our MOVIEGUIDE company flag-football game every summer, do you forgo the opening coin toss and insist on receiving ?

Admit you are gay, Ted Baehr of MOVIEGUIDE. We love you and accept you as you are.

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