TAMOUREE JORDAN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD!!! sign now

Now is the time; THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!

There is nobody else who will claim responsability over everything of this godforsaken planet but him: Tamouree Jordan, the perfect human being with a great sense of humor, his own sense of justice and a great respect for all life on earth, (except the mice living in his home rigth now).

HE IS OUR SAVIOR in times of need! We turn to him in desparation and find salvation! He is our teacher and mentor, he is our leader, guru, god and ьberintelligence! No one but him is more capable of running this idiosyncrazy, krypto-narcoleptic, olicharchic-cleptomanic, neo-nazi-conservatistic, disputed ecodramatic-climatic-disasterish planet of ours. No one but HIM has the guts to make the tough decisions that are needed now to save this planet and her inhabitants from the terrible suffication, deprivation, depressions and all other horrors that struck our lives! No one else can lead us into redemption!

CAST YOU VOTE NOW! Before ITS ALL TOO LATE! Or too little
He needs your vote now! Together with your support, he will kick all those other leaders from their seat of power and will teach them a lesson in humility!
Its YOU who get to decide how soon it all will transpire, but sooner or later, this petition is going to reach the 7 billion supporters mark, so be part of it and support him now! SIGN NOW! and YOUR NAME will stand firm in the top 1.000.000 first signatories!

Let HIM take YOU into the upper and higher atmosphere of knowledge until you are BLOWN OUT OF YOUR HEADS INTO SPACE AND BEYOND AND BACK AGAIN by the revelations that he will let you be taking part in!

HE WILL MAKE drastic changes! But they are needed in this time! NOW is the time to act and sign him into the office of the PRESIDENCY OF THE WORLD!!!

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