Stop Useless Petitions!!!! sign now

Petitions are for weiners, weeeneees, and poopsicles. Petitions serve no actual purpose. They generate gossip, meetings, parties (not of the fun kind), and other time wasting "thing." By reading this petition or any others you have wasted a few minutes of your life that you could have been using to view web pages relating to something more interesting or useful...or "adult related."

We who sign this petition agree that petitioning should be stopped and are hereby petitioning all the petitioners of other petitions to stop petitioning. We feel that instead of creating and/or signing/agreeing and/or debating on your useless topic contained in your petition, you could be riding a bike, feeding the hungry, or helping little old ladies cross the street.

Any new petitions that are created will be violently beaten, drowned, and then sentenced to a public stoning.

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