Stop the schmiddy scourge sign now

Schmiddy: (Eastern Australia) A beer glass of volume less than a schooner, but more than a middy - ultimately at a very 'un-Australian' price.

The scourge of the schmiddy has gone on for too long. It has begun to infiltrate humble watering holes across the Australia, as publicans realise the potential gains of selling less beer at equivalent prices to a caught in the headlights beer-drinking patronage.

Native to Sydney, but starting to mobilise in other metropolitan and regional centres, the schmiddy has no right to embrace the fabled amber fluid that for generations has produced comical occurrences such as last Saturday night or (insert end-of-season footie trip moment here).

There are also reports that the schmiddy was responsible for the recent Pasha Bulker disaster.

Question: What held the big cold beer that quenched the hard-earned thirst in that nation-defining 1980s VB advertisement? Not the schmiddy.

Question: What did Prime Minister Bob Hawke drink out of when he became Prime Minister in March, 1983. I can tell you, it wasnt a bloody schmiddy.

Question: And what usually feels warm, you line up longer for, gives atrocious head and leaves your back pocket much lighter than when you walked in?

The evil, sinister schmiddy, derived from the demonic depths of hell.

Aussies, ex-pats and international beer lovers alike strap on your boots, throw on your singo and lobby the Australian Government in a united front against something which has the potential to dissolve the very fabric of our nationhood.

Itd be un-Australian not to.

Do it.

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