STOP THE MOON FROM ERASING OUR MEMORIES sign now

Dear Citizens of concerned planets,
We of planet earth have recently uncovered millions of lost memories in certain crevaises of the moon. The sinister evil that we fondly refer to as "the moon" has been harboring millions of hated memories of currently "beloved" people. MEMORIES INCLUDED:
Aaron Carter's alleged murder of his entire alien race
Ashlee Simpson's corrosive hair dye
Pope Benedict's youth.

That names three of the millions. On behalf of the untided states of america I propose we suck the glowing-ness out of the moon, thus getting back our memories then blowing the moon up with the power of our minds and many black cat fireworks. The firemen will overlook this event (insuring saftey) and will be held on the fourth of july, celebrating the birth of Batboy, everyone's favourite half boy half toddler. It will be filled with festivities. I urge you to sign multiple times.

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  • 09 April 201310. Helga McGrath .
    I support this petition
  • 10 January 20139. Paco Lopez .
    I support this petition stop controlling me
  • 10 January 20138. George Kantolfski .
    I support this petition
  • 15 November 20107. happyElf
    I completely Forgot What I was going to say!
  • 30 October 20106. T
    hi
  • 03 August 20105.
    ur insane but i like the way u think
  • 25 July 20104. djgrizzly
    u are absolutely right !
  • 17 July 20103. Willa
    this must be carried out
  • 17 July 20102. Allen!
    I totally sign this!
  • 06 January 20101. rob
    i abgree

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