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We request that you all boycott Google for the rest of eternity. The basis of this is that the people who run Google are racist,nazi, white supremacists! They have committed crimes against the Mexican people that should not be tolerated! As everyone most likely knows, Google decorates the main webpage for just about every holiday, Christmas, the Olympics, Easter, etc.

But one holiday was left out. Yes, a black day has dawned on the mexican nation. A day without sunlight. A day without hope. A day without a decorated Goggle banner.

The Mexicans payed their dues. They fought hard to give America a day to celebrate their death on the battlefield with drinking at the local Casa Maria. Were the piniatas all for nought? No, I say! For this brave people's blood, what is America's recompense? Nothing but a glass of disdain, spiked with a shot of ignorance.

Cinco de Mayo has been left in the dark. The once proud giant Google now festers with the seed of injustice. But shall we stand for this laceration on our proud nation? No! We must seal the wound and mend this travesty! We must shut down Google!