Stop Joshua Campbell from Taking So Long in the Bathroom sign now

Dear Mr. Campbell,

We, The Undersigned, have taken this opportunity to publically ask you to please stop taking so long in the bathroom.

No, really. We mean it.

You go in and it's like you're waging an hour-long, full-scale military operation against every fixture in the room. And the whole place stinks afterward. Really badly.

It's nice of you to leave copes of Time magazine in there for the rest of us to have a quick look at while we perform our duties, but we would gladly give all that up if it meant you not taking so goddamn long in there. I mean, you use only remotely clean bathroom in the apartment, is it really necessary to hog it for such a long period of time?

Get your bowels under control man. Don't let them push you around. Those noisy (and, yes, you have noisy bowels too) little shits (tee-hee!) have been calling the shots for far too long now. The time has come to man up, take a dump, and be done with it.

Unless, of course, you're in there jerking off. If such is the case, we have other issues to discuss.

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Latest Signatures

  • 16 December 2015100. Bob Camacho
    jesus christ hurry up with your dumps you f-wit
  • 08 August 201599. Joshua Campbelli
    I support this petition
  • 18 July 201598. Kris Travis
    dude quit taking so long
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    Man... You're all shook up!
  • 12 April 201593. Bill Weeks
    go to hell
  • 18 December 201492. Josh C
    My name is also Josh Campbell LOL
  • 20 November 201491. Jon M
    В
  • 09 November 201490. Art V
    josh is anti-watery
  • 05 November 201489. Bryan Fowler
    Josh u took 2 hours...I shat myself!!!
  • 23 September 201488. Joshua C
    I am the real Joshua Campbell from reston V.a. and i do take a long time. I am waking off so leave me alone
  • 22 August 201487. Kahido Villarreal
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  • 16 August 201486. Jesus Santana
    nige
  • 07 April 201485. Michael S
    I support this petition
  • 27 December 201384. Stacey Mcconnell
    I support this petition
  • 16 November 201383. Joshua C
    cool name
  • 12 November 201382. Blount Francis
    what the hell.... awesome.
  • 02 October 201381. Roberto Welch
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  • 26 August 201380. Pe Pev
    PenIsland
  • 03 July 201379. Lily Q
    I support this petition
  • 07 June 201378. Joshua C
    me?
  • 20 April 201377. M F
    I am just someone who found this on google.
  • 03 February 201376. Kate D
    I support this petition
  • 23 January 201375. Lisa Brewer
    Girls take less time in the bathroom than you do.
  • 23 December 201274. Danny L
    i am glad to help with this terrible situation

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