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Over the last few years, something horrific has been taking place in the world of kitchen appliances. White dishwashers are disappearing, to be replaced by inferior ones of another colour, such as silver or even BLACK. Thousands of White dishwashers which could have been used to enhance the cleanliness of plates, knives, forks and other cutlery in the West are instead being cruelly kidnapped to other, less civilised nations, just a few examples being South Africa, Serbia, the Czech Republic, India, or even FINLAND.

If this trend is not stopped, experts have predicted that three things will happen.

1) White dishwashers will DISAPPEAR completely in less than 20 years. Do you want the White dishwasher you have at the moment to be THE LAST ONE YOU CAN EVER BUY? Can you imagine going into a shop like John Lewis and asking for a White dishwasher, ONLY TO BE TOLD THEY DON'T EXIST?

2) All the remaining White dishwashers will tragically die, murdered by their handlers, who are too INFERIOR to know how to handle them.

3) There will be a flood of soapy water into the civilised world as the non-White dishwashers grind to a halt once they have wormed their way into our lives. We will be fighting a war against "our" dishwashers all the time, until we give into EURODISHWASHIA.

Do you want this to happen?

Then do something about it.

Stand with us. Sign our petition today and stop Eurodishwashia before it's too late.

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