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Greetings friend citizen!

It is a little over a year and a half now since radical liberal and political turncoat Cormac У Dunbhshlбine fled the state citing musical differences at the time, and now he just wants to waltz back in here like theres no tomorrow and everythings tip top guvnor.

Well I cant let that happen.

Since his departure, the Irish economy has experienced a rainbow of emotions ranging from agree to mostly agree and reports indicate that supervisors have been more than happy with У Dunbhshlackers attendance record and his helping customers with their customs/costumes (delete as applicable).

I realise, for some of you (Mel), this will be a difficult decision to make, with your heart torn between your left ventricle and the other one, but I assure you that if Cormac was like a cousin to you then you were like a cousin to him. And I was like a brother to you both and a sister to us all. I remember sun drenched summers spent on the rain, listening to the Irish Times gently swaying in the breeze. I even kept a lock of your jet black hair Melany, and used it in the construction of a snare to entrap small animals just like we always dreamed.

There is also the little matter of the Citizenship Referendum which was passed shortly after his departure from these shores, and which has improved the quality of life in Ireland no end, as well as proving hugely popular with the zealot crowd. That Referendum was pass on the bedrock on which this nation is nourished the political ambiguity of the liberal left.

Now, I know what youre thinking, Why didnt we do this to Rick or that other guy? And how many people have I killed at this stage? Four? Five? All I can see is blood! but its too late for bygones now. Rick didnt have dangerous hair like this latter day Jesus Christ impersonator and I think we both know where this is gonna end up.

Thats right. On the internet.

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