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We, the undersigned wish to convey to those who insist on ruining & defacing the once great streets of Woodbridge with:

Loutish Behaviour, A general lack of Respect, Threatening Behaviour, Inappropriate Leisurewear & Shellsuitage & Poorly located Baseball Cappage

that we have had enough.

We wish to reclaim the streets, the ability to enjoy a walk of an evening without having to endure foul language, menace & pre-teen shirtless louts hellbent on scrawling their ill-spelt names in marker pen or spray paint (sadly not the crayons they are qualified to use) on our once great town.

These CHAVS are on the streets at all times anyway, all we need to do is equip the market hill with a set of stocks. Stocks for Chavs no less. I'm sure that for a small donation to the nominated charity of the month, we would all pay a small donation to throw rotten fruit & vegetables at the shirtless CHAV underclass.

Nothing but good can come of this:

Raises money for Charity

Amuses the law abiding

Punishes CHAVS.

If you would like to add you name to the petition, this will be presented to the Town Council for their consideration.

If you agree to the following statement, please add your name to the petition:

We have had enough of CHAVS being on the streets at all hours, seemingly lawless and the end of our tether has been reached. Rather than encourage a vigilante attitude and encourage citizens to take the law into their own hands, we request that a set of stocks be installed on the Market Hill to enable the public fruiting of repeat offenders, whilst raising money for charity

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Latest Signatures

  • 25 July 2015100. Claire C
    Woodbridge - chav central
  • 23 July 201599. Angela H
    Ban the burberry. Make them wear squashed kiwi fruit on their heads instead
  • 25 June 201598. Helen C
    I support this petition
  • 04 June 201597. Faye B
    I support this petition
  • 22 May 201596. Katy Cain
    I support this petition
  • 10 May 201595. Sarah L
    Down with Chavs!
  • 25 April 201594. Mike O
    NO MORE CHAVS ON OUR STREETS!
  • 05 April 201593. Geoff W
    Great idea
  • 07 February 201592. Caroline Zavala
    Excelllent idea!!
  • 01 February 201591. Richard L
    Let's keep this sort of thing confined to Felixstowe, eh?
  • 02 December 201490. Edward M
    I support this petition
  • 10 October 201489. Dave Hull
    Its a nightmare that needs to be avioded in every town
  • 29 September 201488. Joe F
    Fantastic Idea
  • 16 August 201487. Sarah G
    I support this petition
  • 10 August 201486. Sable Taylor
    Can I throw watermelons???
  • 09 August 201485. Marq James
    start small and work up to chavstocks in every major city!
  • 09 August 201484. Gazza Steele
    Yeah.I have been to Woody, mate; it were filled wiff them low life Chavs. I fink we should blame the elderly. Why not start wif em? These oldens walking 'round, waving their zimmos about, encouraging the youth to be rude anddye their hair blue. Linch the
  • 22 July 201483. Richard P
    I support this petition
  • 04 July 201482. Ken I
    Pimples on the backside of humanity. Stocks are too good. I say bring back the birch!!
  • 05 June 201481. Masood S
    Nuff Said.
  • 18 May 201480. Martin S
    I support this petition
  • 27 April 201479. Victoria G
    Save our town
  • 24 April 201478. Ian S
    I support this petition
  • 01 April 201477. Jonathan Likestogetweedo
    i just love havin my socks tucked into my trousers!!
  • 30 March 201476. Ed Moody
    hell yes...bout time
  • 10 March 201475. Ush Poole
    I have visited there once and surely this is a great way out. A simple job for the police and a strong deterrent
  • 03 March 201474. Richard A
    A damn good thrashing for all chavs HUZZA

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Tommy PollardBy:
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Woodbridge Town Council

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