Sterilize Paris Hilton sign now

Whereas she is vapid, stupid, idiotic, soulless, clueless, sad, classless, tasteless, brainless, and fugly;
whereas she is a waste of money, oxygen, hydrogen, muscle, tissue, silicone, and whatever substitutes for brain cells (pot, maybe?);
whereas House of Wax has made approximately $30 million more than it deserved - which is $0.00;
whereas we do not support the spread of STDs, except to other stupid reality show D-list celebrities;

We hereby request that the government take Paris Hilton into custody and sterilize her so as to prevent future outbreaks of stupidity from spreading through TV, the internet, or other media.

Also, her stupid-ass dog needs to go, as well.

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