squee needs her treasure cove back sign now

The twenty-first century is undergoing several mishappenings between society and the individual: Mother Nature has shown her wrath in the most unlikely of events; Homemaker guru Martha Stewart is now out of jail and on the loose; and George W. Bush was even re-elected for a second term.

However, perhaps the largest factor of all that is a shame to the accumulation of disgraceful luck has happened only recently -- Jamie Calimquim has lost access to her Treasure Cove.

Known notoriously by the alias "squee," this seventeen-year-old girl (ONLY A BABY!) of the Cal-M clan "Cursed" has recently lost "squee's treasure cove" as well as the "toybox!" in the Ventrilo server hosted by #skittlez (irc.gamesurge.net)

This ordeal has forced Calimquim into a suffering unimaginable to the human conscience. She no longer smiles and she cries herself to sleep. With the help of the Mexican boy, Ramon, she has convinced herself to not slit her wrists with a rusty blade and to not write emo poetry with the collected blood.

In signing this petition, you will help squee find her lost Treasure Cove. Your cooperation will be deeply appreciated and you will receive a free blowjob via PayPal from John "foofy" Nguyen of #skittlez.

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