Smoal the New Coal sign now

Tucker: Hey Church, I'm still trying to figure out what to get Caboose for Christmas.

Church: Christmas is in seven hours moron.

Tucker: I know. If you wait until last minute you get all the good deals.

Church: Ah just get everybody the same thing, that's what I did.

Tucker: Let me guess. Everyone's getting a lump of coal.

Church: Fuck no, you know how much coal costs? Like five bucks a ton! I'm not spending that much on you losers! You're all gettin' a lump of smoal.

Tucker: What's smoal?

Church: It's a knockoff synthetic coal. It's just as good as the real thing, except when you burn it it doesn't make any heat, just makes smoke.

Tucker: Huh, what? How does it make smoke with no heat?

Church: How the Fuck do I know? Ask the fine makers of smoal.

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