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To all retail clothing stores:

It has unfortunately come to our attention that some of your products are being sold to persons who should have no right to purchase or wear certain garments. I am of course talking about the extremely hairy. We have noticed a frightful trend of hideously hairy humans who flaunt their furry follicles, and it disturbs us. Too many people with excessively hairy backs are purchasing, and worse yet, wearing, tank-tops which expose their thick, course, gnarly body hair. Frankly, we are fed up with the retailers who sell these garments to those persons with woolly, unshaven bodies. We demand compensation for these atrocities. We implore all retailers to discontinue the selling of tank-tops to intensely hairy customers and begin a marketing campaign featuring ONLY long-sleeved garments. Not only would this new marketing strategy prevent further embarrassment on the part of these shaggy-backed mammals, but it would also benefit the entire human race.


It be gross, mon.

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