Sink the Titanic for a Second Time sign now

We, the undersigned, respectfully ask James Cameron to not make crappy movies that people love anymore. We urge him to make something worthwhile again like the original Terminator or Aliens. To underscore the message of our signatures we also pledge to hit your pride a bit by going to see "The Dark Knight" again or possibly for the first time.

The Dark Knight has closed within 80 million dollars of Titanic for the all time domestic box office champion. This may be the only reasonable chance to remove your suckass movie from the top of the list. We propose all people who hate Titanic go see the Dark Knight one more time. If you don't hate Titanic, watch it again. Seriously, it sucks. It has to be one of the stupidest films ever made. We're not saying that "The Dark Knight" is great cinema but "Freddy Got Fingered," one of the worst movies ever made, is more watchable than Titanic. A decent outing to the theaters in the next three weekends should be enough to push Dark Knight over the top.

So instead of seeing "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" (which sadly is probably better than Titanic) or "Body of Lies" or "Max Payne" over the next few weekends, we will go see the Dark Knight instead and so should you. We promise those other movies will still be around in a few weeks, but the Dark Knight may not be.

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