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Shave The Indie Boys
It has come to the notice of myself and a friend that indie boys currently seem to think it's good to wear ugly beards, or attempts at beards, that look like bumfluff. Or beards at all, however successful. They are wrong. We cite Ricky Wilson and Serge Pizzorno as two who shouldn't wear beards. Also Serge, I love you, but just- wash your hair a bit more, ok?
There are some people who are currently suffering from a lack of hair. Like Alex Kapranos and Pete Doherty. They looked lovely with their hair and shaved it off. That was bad. All these people's role models should be Carla Barat. S/He looks lovely with his hair and even briefly pulled off an ugly old-man beard a few years ago.
So, we propose to shave the indie boys who need it, and give their hair to the other indie boys who need it. Everyone wins!

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Latest Signatures

  • 23 December 2015100. Lucinda Bryant
    because we all know that there is sme EVENT partaining when Pete Dohety goes hairless, and thus quiver in fear
  • 17 December 201599. Ai Foley
    I support this petition
  • 14 September 201598. Andrea Moon
    I support this petition
  • 13 September 201597. Laura Hill
    В
  • 02 July 201596. Lindsay F
    I completely agree! Get these boys some razors!
  • 19 April 201595. Elliott K
    Dear indie boys: You are all way hotter beardless and long-haired, and ideally snogging other beardless long-haired indie boys. Keep this in mind. Love, E.
  • 01 April 201594. Julia Hebert
    WOTS. Word On That, Son.
  • 27 February 201593. Jordanna Cordova
    "!%!&%#!
  • 25 February 201592. Bleh Schmidt
    alex kapranos's fringe has landed upon bob hardy's face.
  • 04 January 201591. Siobhan Mckenzie
    I support this petition
  • 17 November 201490. Anastasija Fowler
    В
  • 08 November 201489. Nicola Casey
    I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH THIS PETITION
  • 13 August 201488. Jessie T
    I support this petition
  • 10 May 201487. Diana N
    Totally agree!!!
  • 27 April 201486. Kylie Farley
    Down with splayage 4lyphe!
  • 13 March 201485. Nghiem Wilcox
    please. please
  • 07 March 201484. Emma R
    I wish MY hair was as nice as Carla Barat's!
  • 25 February 201483. Katie Lynch
    Fo reals.
  • 07 February 201482. Jackie Valentine
    I support this petition
  • 06 February 201481. Gillian M
    Peter needs hair. And facial hair is always wrong. Also, Carl, bless you.
  • 02 February 201480. Brittany Boyd
    I support this petition
  • 18 January 201479. Joshua Calebc
    I support this petition
  • 31 December 201378. Anadroid Wilkerson
    I support this petition
  • 15 October 201377. Tom P
    shave em down under, too
  • 07 September 201376. Ella Irwin
    Man, Rickie "fittie" Wilson is fast losing his middle name..
  • 24 July 201375. Chelsie Bell
    HERE, HERE!!!!
  • 10 July 201374. Sophie Willis
    I support this petition

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Luella KelleyBy:
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Petition target:
Indie Boys, c/o NME.

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