Send the A-Team to Fix Iraq sign now

To: The Governments of the Coalition of the Willing (Read: United States of America and maybe an island nation or two)

Concerning: The War in Iraq, and solutions thereof.

Ignoring: Bullshit and spin about the victories we -aren't- hearing about.

Iraq is a clusterfuck, a decaying entanglement of chaos and horror. So far none of your previous methods have produced a satisfactory level of stability, and the world has grown weary of your excuses. A fair majority of your representative populations call for withdrawl, as victory no longer appears attainable. But, we need not dispair. There is still hope.

I humbly propose that, in order to resolve the crisis that has engulfed Iraq (heh, gulf, get it?), we send the most capable, cunning and courageous team of soldiers available. But not just any soldiers - soldiers of fortune.

I propose we send The A-Team to fix Iraq. They will have it in shape in thirty minutes (approximately 22 without commercials). This plan cannot fail. You know it in your heart to be true. And I sincerely pity the fool who would deny the effectiveness of such methods.

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Latest Signatures

  • 16 October 201550. John M
    yes sir
  • 23 May 201549. Reena Mcmahon
    Maybe we could send in Macgyver as backup
  • 19 May 201548. Sohail A
    haldo.
  • 18 May 201547. Louie Contreras
    I pity the fools who don't sign this petition
  • 28 September 201446. Kiri R
    I support this petition
  • 07 July 201445. Jay Landry
    WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • 14 April 201444. Angie Levine
    Wait...what? I thought you said ATEAM: Advanced Terrestrial Ecosystem Analysis and Modelling "...developing a series of maps depicting regions and sectors that are especially vulnerable to global change...."
  • 17 March 201443. Thon B
    I support this petition
  • 03 March 201442. Edison
    bwahaha signz0red agin
  • 16 February 201441. Alan M
    I support this petition
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  • 22 December 201339. David D
    if this wont work...... nothing will
  • 19 December 201338. Fatboy R
    I support this petition
  • 04 September 201337. Bruce C
    This will end the war in less than 30 minutes!
  • 03 September 201336. Jeremy Rush
    I'm for anything that's not what we're doing in Iraq now.
  • 26 August 201335. Nishizono Marshall
    I support this petition
  • 04 August 201234. Liam D
    The A-Teams plans always come together!!!
  • 04 August 201233. Sarah E
    Hell yeah!
  • 25 June 201232. Jdawg Vang
    I support this petition
  • 16 May 201231. Tabitha Arellano
    Mr. T alone could kick Iraqi ass foo'!
  • 27 December 201130. Will T
    I support this petition
  • 25 September 201129. Rob C
    I, for one, am tired of Bush's jibba jabba on this most dire issue facing the world today.
  • 16 June 201128. Edison M
    I support this petition
  • 29 April 201027. Victor M
    email me please.
  • 26 March 201026. Luciane A
    I support this petition
  • 03 September 200925. Geralyn Wilson
    heroes for hire, working as good-guy vigilantes around the US or the world...
  • 15 July 200924. Will N
    I support this petition

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