Send OJ Simpson to Iraq to Hunt for Saddam's Weapons of Mass Destruction sign now

The war in Iraq is almost over. Saddam Hussein is missing and quite possibly dead. Yet coalition forces have still been unable to locate Saddam's vast stores of terrifying Weapons of Mass Destruction. If Saddam or one of his fiendish look-alikes were to use these horrific Weapons of Mass Destruction, or put them in the hands of terrorists, it could cost untold thousands of American lives. This must not happen.

We need someone of indefatigable strength and unimpeachable moral fiber, with a proven record of finding things, to go over there and uncover these nefarious Weapons of Mass Destruction. We hereby call on President George W. Bush to send Orenthal James "OJ" Simpson to Iraq to locate and destroy Saddam's diabolical Weapons of Mass Destruction. While he's at it, he can prove Iraq's connections to sinister Al Qaida terror groups too.

Since 1995 OJ Simpson has been tireless in his pursuit of the real killers of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. His dogged determination and commitment to justice make him the perfect candidate to defend America's freedom in the Middle East. Only an NFL Hall of Fame running back, with detective skills learned on the set of the Naked Gun film series, has the talent and abilities necessary to find Saddam's elusive arsenal.

Please President Bush, let loose the Juice!

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  • 30 November 201550. Luis Rm
    I support this petition
  • 04 November 201549. Bruce Aj
    I support this petition
  • 06 September 201548. Conrad Gibbonw
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  • 22 July 201547. John D
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  • 23 June 201546. Ed M
    Right On-Made Me Smile:)
  • 10 May 201545. Braydon Jb
    I support this petition
  • 09 December 201444. S P
    Let our sons live and send OJ to Iraq!
  • 29 November 201443. Mike Duarte
    Well we haven't found them yet, so I suggest it's a major conspiracy by Iraq to make Bush look bad. Only the Juice has the skills to detect a far-reaching, diabolical conspiracy and so he, O.J. Simpson, must answer his nation's call. The fate of the natio
  • 02 August 201442. David B
    Send the coon to Cancun... OR the front lines ;-)
  • 06 February 201441. Beth F
    Oj your a jerk from hell and will burn in hell for eternity you stupid jerk
  • 12 November 201340. Amy Gentry
    I strongly believe in the powers the are Orenthal James Simpson. Bomb Saddam! Let loose the Juice!
  • 11 November 201339. Tiffany Riley
    I support this petition
  • 21 September 201338. Liz Riddle
    it's a brilliant idea that can't fail
  • 28 May 201337. Scott P
    Yeah,OJ is the man!
  • 23 March 201336. Wendy Rg
    BOYCOTT FOX SPARE US MORE OJ
  • 12 November 201235. Tracy P
    I support this petition
  • 28 July 201234. J B
    I support this petition
  • 03 April 201233. Benjamin D
    This administration is remarkably quickly sending our country back into the stone age. Therefore, I call upon the President of the United States, o so holy and dear a person and biblically chosen by God himself, to set straight this evil-doer's work of sa
  • 08 February 201232. Aaron Nh
    I support this petition
  • 20 September 201131. Jon Freeman
    I support this petition
  • 27 August 201130. Jack Ther
    I also am 1,000% innocent. Go for Iraq OJ ! Put that knife to good use!
  • 14 August 201129. Ben Cordova
    Why is everyone always trying to get OJ in trouble... he's such a nice guy. Once he gets his hands on the nukes you know he will just turn them on the Brown family....
  • 27 June 201128. Frank S
    Come on George, deputize him!
  • 08 June 201127. Francois S
    I support this petition
  • 25 April 201126. Tim Fuller
    Oops, I was wrong. It was just another Bush lie. There are no WMDs in Iraq after all. Damn, but I'm getting tired of being a rube for Bush's lies!
  • 10 January 201125. Bred Robertson
    "Hey,nice site look this:
  • 09 September 201024. Me Burch
    I just have one question. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A NAME IS ORENTHAL ANYWAY

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President George W. Bush and Orenthal James Simpson

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