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SEND KEVIN BACON TO FREE IRAN







The president of Iran has banned western music. Only Kevin Bacon has the power to help out these oppressed and unfortunate people. Please sign this petition so we can send him overseas.







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Why can't the US send Kevin Bacon into Iran to do a little Foot-Loose Angry Dance all over their asses? You cannot tell me this wouldn't work. I bet the president of Iran and John Lithgow's character have a lot in common. In fact, I bet the president's daughter is even hot in a totally 80's kind of way. What do I need to do to get this done? Who do I need to send a letter to?







This could be a win/win for Bacon and the American people. I'm frankly tired of seeing this guy's penis all the time. Every movie he has been in lately he feels that he must pull his wang out. We will all win by getting this assbag and his C&Bs out of the country. It's a win for him because he can go to Iran and do what he does best...enlighten the worlds elites (Hussein, Bin Laden, John Lithgow) on cultural substance and the spiritual growth it endures.







I'm all in for this idea. The best part is that I think Kevin Bacon still has the same hair do from the movie, so it would be an easy transition for him.



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