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Dear Prime Minister Sharon

It has come to our notice that the celebrated British journalist and incisive polemicist, Julie Burchill, has expressed a fervent wish to become an Israeli citizen and take up residence in Israel.

It is evident that Ms Burchill's extensive research into the political situation in Israel has helped transform her into the brilliant advocate for your country we see from her writings in Haaretz, the Daily Telegraph and the Times.

For some unaccountable reason, Ms Burchill appears to believe that she will be unable to achieve her ambition within 5 years. We, the British people, urge you to expedite Ms Burchill's removal to your country. We are confident that, if Israel were to underwrite her ticket, removal expenses and sponsor her famously lavish and exotic lifestyle, Ms Burchill would reward your hospitality by enhancing Israeli literary and cultural life in her own remarkable fashion.

We urge you to give this matter your earlist attention. Meanwhile we have started the ball rolling by setting up an online petition here in the UK so you will be able to appreciate the size of the debt we will owe you.

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