Send Bilal Latif to Australia with the Pakistan team sign now

To Mr Ejaz Butt

Dear Sir,

We, the cricket fans of Pakistan team, are quite dissapointed by our teams performance in the ongoing tour of Australia. What we need, Sir, is a method to overcome the weaknesses in our team and we believe that there is solution. Whereas Mohammad Asifs swing, Mohammed Amir and Mohammad Samis` pace was well negotiated by tail enders of the ilk of Hauritz and Siddle, it is about time that we unveal our secret weapon upon the Aussies and take revenge for the Sidney and Melbourne Debacle.

That is why we propose that Mr. Bilal Latif should be sent as soon as possible to Australia. He may not get you many wickets or make too many runs but he has the capability no other man has ie. his capacity to bowl linguistic yorkers, verbal googlies as well as the innate knack of carrying on verbose arguments for the most trivial of things.

What this will do sir, is get the Aussie batsmen out. They may not get bowled, LBW or dismissed by any of the conventional means, but rather will end up "tearing there hair out" and get "dismissed to Australia`s loony bin"

Imagine playing against a depleted Australian side, in which Hussey, Ponting, Watson etc are incarcerated in a mental institute, and then imagine how easily Pakistan can end up winning the rest of the matches on this tour.

I hope you Sir, will take our advice into consideration.

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