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In life, we all face hardships and tragedies. The time between such occurrences must be spent wisely so a person can fully enjoy themselves. However, even time most wisely spent can result in a negative experience due to a seemingly minor hindrance. What I refer to is the oral nuisance, commonly referred to as a canker sore. To illustrate the damage caused by the aforementioned sore, I share with you the following account of my own experience:

I awoke this morning hoping to immerse myself in the simple pleasure of a tall glass filled with orange juice. As the cool liquid splashed against my cheeks I was treated to a horribly unpleasant sensation. Even as the juice made its way down my esophagus, the torturous crater which had recently appeared on the inside of my right cheek continued to emit that familiar stinging sensation. This, in my opinion, is wholly unacceptable.

As an upstanding member of our society, I demand that my canker sore be removed in a timely fashion. Additionally, I and those who sign below stipulate that all future canker sores be saved only for societys worst offenders. The rest of us only want to be left alone as to salvage what is left of our canker sore-ridden lives.

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