Save Phoop from evil Aliens! sign now

We, Gangsterhood players, have our game developer Phoop kidnapped by big head/small dick aliens, anal probing him. Therefore we can't play the game anymore.

We urge the U.S. government to support us with a space ship and enough spacemen to pilot it and train us. We could also use some M4A1 rifles to headshot them (the evil aliens) and some rocket launchers. We need to rescue Phoop before it is too late! Please help! The Gangsterhood world is depending on the U.S.!

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