Save Our Summer; Bring Zano Back to Bev sign now

We the undersigned citizens of Beverly Massachusetts (aka The Garden City) request the immediate homecoming of one Gregory Natale Pasqual Lauranzano. We ask that Greg comes home before June 1st in an effort to salvage many young citizen's summer vacation. Without Greg's basement, the population has been forced to such activities as driving around in Vanne's car, going to the mall when no good sneakers are out, and even hanging out at Fiore's house. This type of behavior is unacceptable.

Please sign if you are outraged at Greg's poor choice to live at Lasell College this summer and would like to see him (and his basement) back in Beverly, where he belongs, for the summer.

p.s. Greg, if you didn't already know, it is a well accepted fact that the city of Beverly has won many gold medals in sneaker magazines throughout the years. Please take this into consideration when making your decision on where you would like to live this summer.

p.p.s. If you don't come back, we're going to grow out our hair, watch farenheit 9/11, and befriend baby dino and the german girl. Then, proceed to live in the basement with them for most of the summer, and then never speak to you again. That is all.

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