Save 'original recipe' Sparks sign now

Put simply, this petition seeks repeal of MillerCoors appalling decision to "reformulate" Sparks caffeinated malt beverages, including Sparks Plus and Sparks Lite, to remove the stimulant additives that made Sparks a national favorite amongst discriminating budget-minded, buzz-chasing party people from coast to coast. In reality, this "reformulating" serves to do nothing more than surgically remove the soul of perhaps the finest malt beverage/inappropriate-actions-accelerant known to mankind.

Without Sparks, what other candy-tasting alcohol available in color-coded 16 ounce cans printed to resemble batteries will serve to at once fuel late night shirtless dance parties, hyperactive coordinated karate exhibitions in crowded bars, blacking out while still pre-partying and various other inappropriate actions? What will serve to replace this sweet neon colored nectar's effectiveness in causing one to wake up with a stomach full of rocks and neon colored piss? Both trick questions, because Sparks has no substitute.

In this new century of change and progress, MillerCoors blatant kowtowing to Prohibitionist sentiment has sounded the potential death-knell for what many of us know to be the greatest brewing achievement of our generation. Not to mention burying perhaps the most anticipated new product release in years, SparksRed. Sparks Original Recipe is worth fighting for, we must act now before orange tongues and teeth become nothing more than a distant memory. MillerCoors, leave Sparks alone!!



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